you know what show was fuckin weirder than teletubbies?
this shit right here
akawaiine: how many times have i eaten egg salad today
akawaiine: i will never answer
super high-school level liar: o__o
super high-school level liar: is it an alarming number
akawaiine: how many times does it have to be to be considered alarming
super high-school level liar: ......i dont. i dont know.
super high-school level liar: probably like 12
akawaiine: 1/4 of that is how many times i ate egg salad today
super high-school level liar: oh well that is not that alarming
akawaiine: i could eat this fucking salad so many times ill have to be on strange obsession
super high-school level liar: jesUS
super high-school level liar: that would be a really weird episode
akawaiine: "diana this is how much eggs you consume in a year"
sees a line of trucks in the distance
super high-school level liar: omFG
super high-school level liar: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
akawaiine: I KNOW IM TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE BUT ITS NOT WORKiNG
akawaiine: if i did eat all that egg salad i would prob die of high cholesterol levels
This is probably the best GIF ever created and it’s tight as hell. Reblog forever.
DYING. BE RIGHT BACK.
OHMYGOD











